The Boss is lazy so it's Zoom time

Hi I'm Zoom the Cat and tonight I will be writing this blog, while my lazy boss lays on the couch watching bad TV. She owes my little furry butt not only am I writing this but she has exposed me to a dog ten times my size who chases me and barks abuse at me every time I put my foot out the front door.He's a dumb ass who hasn't realized he's at the bottom of the pack yet. Give me time to slap him around and he will get the message.

Anyway I'm here slaving over this keyboard while the boss is stretched out on the lounge in my favorite spot.While I've been using the internet I've found some really great websites and just cos I'm in a great mood after a big feed of fish and the kids are in bed and not here trying to love me to death I'll share my sites with you guys.
http://www.shitmypetsruined.com/  I envy the cat who has a pool table to sit on while he licks his butt,might ask the Boss for one for Christmas.
icanhascheezburger.com  For you poor peoples that are trying to work us kitties out.
I'm done this is tough work on the paws not to mention I've had to stand on my to back feet for the last 20 minutes reaching up to the keyboard.The Boss is off to bed and I'm going with her to steal the blankets and warmth.

Thank you peoples and remember be kind to your Kitty and as you walk past a BarknBite kick it :)