Saturday, September 10, 2011

Slow Saturday

Yes today I'm lazy so I'll leave you with this gem.

A kid sat on the stairs with his cat and his Smarties. As his mum watched, he put a Smartie in his mouth, licked the cat and moved down a step. He then put another Smartie in his mouth, licked the cat again and moved down another step. His mum, puzzled at his actions, asked, "What are you doing?" He replied "I'm getting some practice in for when I'm older "Hows that?" his mum asked, "I'm poppin' pills, licking pussy and moving on"

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